FUTURE OF KAUN BANEGA CRORE PATI KBC:
Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega
Crorepati is going to expire, soon here are a few
auditions for the show.
Nana Patekar:
"Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana
dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega."
Shatrughan Sinha:
Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera
cheque phaad ke phek doonga.
Dharmendra:
Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee
jaoonga.
Amrish Puri:
Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!
Amjad Khan:
Kitne options they? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar
chaar options! bahut na-insaafi hai! Dhish-keoin
Dhish-keoin! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda
diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt:
Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere
pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol
dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar:
Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar
ke sawaal pooch letey.
Jagdeep:
Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere
pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.
Mithun Chakraborty: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega?
Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin
hai? Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji:
Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela
hai. Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye?
Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.
Ashok Kumar:
To abhi aapne yeh dekha (wheeze), ki yahan se Delhi ke
Ramesh Kumar (gasp), yahan se Rs 20,000 leke chale
gaye. (groan). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge
Hum Log (croak).
Shahrukh khan:
yeh sala kkkkkkkkkkkaun banega Crorepatee mein kiss ko
chance milney ko mangta... us key ley faztezt finger
kheley ga... aeee taporeee loog haat apnee jaib sey
bahaarr.. aur ankien ...(sala udhar kaikoo dekhta hai
maa bhen nahee hai terey ghar mein) idhar dekhney
ka..kidhar computer per...... saalaa
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JINNAH V/S GANDHI
GANDHI SAYS: NA TERI PHOOPI NA TERA TAAYA.
PHIR TOO NAY PAKISTAN KION BANAYA.
JINNAH SAYS: NA TERAY PAAS KURTA NA PAJAMA.
PHIR KIS BAAT KA HAI HUNGAMA .
GANDHI SAYS: TUM TO ITNAY LUMBAY HO.
LAGTAY BULKUL KHANBAY HO.
JINNAH SAYS: TUM BHI TO GANJAY HO.
LAGTAY BULKUL KANCHAY HO.
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